r 🫶

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

Thinking about Regulus talking James's ear off about things he enjoys (but only in private cause he has a reputation to uphold) and James being silent only when he's with Regulus (he too has his reputation to uphold) and actually listening... Reggie is happy cause someone is listening to him for once in his life, and James is happy cause he doesn't have to be 'the happy person' for once.

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

i hope i am not just a mutual to you guys but also your imaginary boyfriend

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

the fact that bartys name means "honorable son" in greek will always get me

drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

Can't believe I'm obsessed with a bitch named bartemius

there should be a hug button where you can tell your mutuals its going to be okay instead of liking their vent post and hoping they realize ur not agreeing that they should die

listening to music in public is so hard because i feel it in my entire body and i’m supposed to pretend i’m just chilling

we need to talk more about morally gray james. this man would do ANYTHING for regulus.