the ghost in your notifications

I like Geoff Rickly he's like if one of those cats made outta pipe cleaners asked to be a real boy

kinda fucked how a full-blown mental breakdown/ugly sobbing crying episode is supposed be like, all good for your soul and whatever but it always comes with insane headache/congestion shit. like yeah i scream-exorcised a rotting part of myself but at what cost.

clocking in for another hard day at the listen to music factory

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

having mutuals who i think are really cool and get like. starstruck when they interact with me. is so weird. like why am i reacting like this. we’re literally both on tumblr

i’m like a baby clown sitting in a circus honking my little nose and then sometimes a REALLY COOL CLOWN who has inspired me in my own clownery and who i bother regularly in hopes of friendship sits down and claps as i honk my stupid little clown nose. but the thing is that we’re still both clowns in the same circus

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

reasons to be alive number one playing pretend with friends number two music

number three jacking off

you know it brother!!!

always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

QUESTION: if you had two male chihuahuas (brothers) what would you name them

venmo me $20 right now or im naming them meth and phetamines

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

there was absolutely no need for the word asphyxiation to be as erotic as it is. like you've already got suffocating choking strangulation etc. and then here comes miss asphyxia serving rare letter combinations that when combined sound like a gasp for air like it's nothing.

I have loosened various important screws from various machines and vehicles from all over the world.

Do you think that'll save the US?

It’ll make things even worse for everyone, if that helps?