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in my head mack invited dickie to his training camp but a dickie invitation is also by extension a misa invitation so then will found out misa is going and he’s been radio silent on mack since and won’t even clarify if he’s still coming or not. and now it’s will’s mission to be the most nonchalant idgafer posting on his dead wife tiktok account with other men and drinking frozen margs with rubber duckie garnishes. he’s definitely keeping the duck and i bet the other guys try to throw theirs out but will’s like noooo let me have them… i want them give them to meeee…. and they’re all like this is classic manic pixie dream girl smitty he’s probably gonna ask his sister to make them into a necklace or something… he’s so cute let’s ask him one more time if he’s down to

ahahah btw there is a growing molten anger within me

their shoes touching will did it make you think about how when you were kids leno’s shoes were always untied and the laces would fray and you’d get so frustrated with him like come on dude make an effort and you’d get down on one knee and tie his shoes for him despite his protests because he never double knots and you’re better at it anyway and the asphalt would leave imprints in your skin and and the two of you would play street hockey until your mom called you inside for dinner did it make you think about how leno did that in michigan too whenever the draft came up he would slide his foot so it was touching yours under the table and it was somehow more comforting than anything else because it reminded you that someone needed you and then when you moved all by yourself across the country three thousand miles and three time zones away did you ever wonder who was tying leno’s shoes for him because he never learned why would he need to gabe would just laugh at him gabe wouldn’t get down on one knee gabe wouldn’t do what you did for him whatever honestly I don’t even care

it's not gay if you were rookies together

we few we happy few we band of rpfers

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

thinking about mack squatting over will on his knees gripping a dirty bar toilet body convulsing on every gag realizing oh this is a new part of you i get to see ohhh i was patient and loyal and now i get to see you at your most debased tears snot and throw up running down your perfect perfect face and you finally finally look a little gross and maybe even a bit ugly but oh my god doesnt that make me the luckiest guy in the world ohhh my god im in the Secret Will Circle for real and forever n then he immediately shoves will onto the floor to yack right over wills mess bc being the most special boy in the world is easy but being wills most special boy is WORLD TURNINGGG

Lowkey I Fuck my coffee machine