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just made myself laugh out loud at the mental image of mack's giant fucking noggin in a spider-man suit. he'd look like a funko pop

no thats cool man i just didnt need to know by the orientation of your hat who got their dick sucked in the bathroom of my dogs birthday bash

hope will was sobbing and sneefling along to noah kahan not thinking about anyone in particular but the power of music just got to him okay that’s why he had to go have a short panic attack in the toilet. he opens insta to distract himself and is instantly hit with mack airbnb scoring goals and giggling so joyously. and it’s fine he’s glad mack was having so much fun without him like it’s actually fine that mack hasn’t picked up any of his ft requests and didn’t even bring it up when will slowly stopped calling so often and now he hasn’t heard mack’s voice in months. Sniffle. a poignant noah kahan lyric plays in the background. he swipes. next video is mack skating with mckenna. wow the temperature in this toilet is so hot haha it’s kinda making him nauseous and it’s hard to breathe. he takes a big wet heaving breath but for some reason it doesn’t help at all. sniffle

in my head mack invited dickie to his training camp but a dickie invitation is also by extension a misa invitation so then will found out misa is going and he’s been radio silent on mack since and won’t even clarify if he’s still coming or not. and now it’s will’s mission to be the most nonchalant idgafer posting on his dead wife tiktok account with other men and drinking frozen margs with rubber duckie garnishes. he’s definitely keeping the duck and i bet the other guys try to throw theirs out but will’s like noooo let me have them… i want them give them to meeee…. and they’re all like this is classic manic pixie dream girl smitty he’s probably gonna ask his sister to make them into a necklace or something… he’s so cute let’s ask him one more time if he’s down to