The Pirate Boutique

🏳️‍🌈✨ NEW in The Pirate Boutique! ✨🏳️‍🌈

Freak out the Mormons on your porch, patio, or doorstep with our "Solicitors Will Be Recruited by the Lesbian Army" Outdoor Rug! 💪🏳️‍🌈

This 24" x 36" rug features a vibrant lesbian pride flag background printed on soft polyester chenille with a durable, non-skid polyester backing — perfect for adding personality and pride to your outdoor space.

Whether you're warding off solicitors or recruiting allies, this rug is here to serve the lesbian agenda. 🚛

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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Happy Pride Month from The Pirate Boutique! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ✨ Queer-owned. Boldly handmade. Unapologetically you. ✨

🏳️‍🌈At The Pirate Boutique, we believe in celebrating love, identity, and self-expression all year round — but especially during Pride Month!

🏳️‍🌈As a queer-owned small business, we’re proud to create pieces that empower you to be your authentic self.

🏳️‍🌈This month, we're spotlighting our Pride Collection — handmade accessories and treasures that are as vibrant and fierce as our community.

🏳️‍🌈Whether you're shopping for yourself or a loved one, your support means the world. When you buy from us, you’re supporting queer creativity, resilience, and joy.

🏳️‍🌈 Explore the collection:

Come back to the 2000s with me, the 2020s have been a nightmare.

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In response to certain remarks made by 47 today, I introduce to you all my We Exist Non-Binary line. Proceeds will be donated to Advocates for Trans Equality

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Pins come in three sizes: 1.25", 2.25", and 3"

Decals come in four sizes: 3" x4", 4" x 6", 6" x 8", and 8" x 10"

Car Magnets come in two sizes: 5x5" and 7.5" x 4.5"

T-shirts available in black and white, from XS to 5XL

Hoodies available Black or Oatmeal Heather, in sizes from S to 2XL

Cotton Canvas bags available in two colours, natural or black, and one size: 15" x 16", with a 20" handle.

Phone Cases available for iPhone, Google, and Samsung models

New item in my shop! Non-Toxic Masculinity candles.

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In light of the election results, I've added two charity hats to my shop: My feminist Resist hat's proceeds will be going to Planned Parenthood, and the Gay Pride Resist hats will be donated to The Trevor Project.

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This is your gentle reminder to shop small this coming holiday season. This has been an incredibly hard year for small businesses, and I've been operating in the red for months, just trying to keep going. Support small businesses! We notice a sale, and it's a drop in the bucket for big box stores or websites.

Frustrated by the constant "get well soon" I receive from people when I tell them I have a chronic illness, this is my first attempt at a "Get Better Healthcare Soon" card. Buy Here:

Throw blankets and hooded blankets have been added to my shop! Hooded blanket comes in either microfibre or sherpa fleece. Microfibre will be much thinner than the sherpa, both of which are pictured here. Hooded blanket is one size only, 80" x 55".

Blanket is lined with sherpa fleece(polyester), and available in two sizes: 50" x 60" or 60" by 80". As always, my shop offers FREE shipping with no minimum spending limit!

Please note that the term "sherpa" was chosen by my print provider, and not what I am calling it.

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New phone cases available in my shop! Available for iPhone, Google, and Samsung models!

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New Pagan Calendar in my shop for all my fellow witches!

This pagan wall calendar includes all the Wheel Year holidays, the dates of the full, new, first quarter, and last quarter moons, as well as the dates of the solar and lunar eclipses. In addition, it contains dates for major Christian, Jewish, Hindu, and Muslim Holidays, as well as National holidays for the US, Canada, and the UK. Made with high-quality paper stock, you get large, vibrant images for each month that you can truly enjoy looking at. All calendars come with spiral binding for easy flipping over, while the centred hole makes this calendar a breeze to hang on any wall. .: Two sizes to choose from: 11" x 8.5" (27.9cm x 21.6cm) and 14" x 11.5" (35.6cm x 29.2cm) .: High quality paper stock .: Large vibrant images for each month .: Spiral binding .: Centered hole for hanging .: Please note: The grid area will remain matte for all variants to ensure the best writability .: Handmade with production assistance .: 100% Human-Created. No AI was used in the creation of these calendars. .: Multi-Item Orders may ship separately.

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I know everyone is poor right now, but any help would be really appreciated right now. I have 6$ in my savings account, and I havent had consistent sales in my etsy shop in almost a year, and I am on welfare, and only get 800$ every month, so none of it I can spare. If anyone is able to give a hand, here's how you can help:

My Etsy Shop PayPal GoFundMe

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This has also been shared on my fanfic/writing blog, in case the images look familiar.

New to my shop is Yummy Lavender Soap T-pouches! Available in two sizes, Small 8.66" x 4.72" with a 2.36" base, or Large 12.60" x 7.28" with a 3.15" base. Spun polyester with a metal zipper, and my shop now offers FREE SHIPPING for US residents!

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