Max

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[Freeze Frame] Yeah, I sat on the remote. [Unfreezes Frame]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

@thepinebarrensgoatman

U have already started and im still alive

give me another amulet im not driving

This doof and his amulets @thepinebarrensgoatman am I right

Who are you

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

guy who's new to insults: oh yeah why don't you say that to my face? murderer

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

“the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t” ok well good for you. I have BOTH of them after me, right now,

I know both devils and they told me to tell u that they’re calling a third devil to come get u sorry

man

could you ask them to like. not

Fuckkk dude I would except they just offered me weed to become the fourth devil sorry dude

“the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t” ok well good for you. I have BOTH of them after me, right now,

I know both devils and they told me to tell u that they’re calling a third devil to come get u sorry

Oh, great, this guy. Let’s all heap lethal blows on him