An Angry Caudipteryx

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

national dog show more like autistic superbowl

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

me when i GET you

Your average geese.

@kmlaney

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

the idea that you can buy milk at the grocery store seems just so self evident. it's hard to imagine the time before pasteurization and refrigeration were common, when the milkman would come by your house every morning and lactate into a bottle for you.

and fuck your wife!

and fuck your wife

like many others of my kind i used to be the dog when roleplaying house with cousins but on top of that i was also obsessed with dying like every 5 minutes. id keel over and die of old age or pretend a car ran me over and id do it so often my cousins would beg me to stop killing myself cuz it was getting annoying

lot of people dont realize this but when theres a battle you can get all kinds of free shit from all the #deadbodies