Cyan

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

im spreading the plauge (telling trans women about mechsploitation)

Evil. You can't get us all into mechsplo we've run out of handlers. Find me a handler!!

you’ll be pleased to hear that i made this post right after suggesting warhound to someone would would most certainly prefer being a handler

Handler?!? Where i need!

im spreading the plauge (telling trans women about mechsploitation)

Evil. You can't get us all into mechsplo we've run out of handlers. Find me a handler!!

i see a trans woman w a complex abt staying super skinny and all i wanna do is cook 4 her. go ahead and get seconds babygirl. get dessert too

Wide man ribs make me want to be anything except a skinny trans girl.

the path to a fat ass and bountiful tits is paved in meals you should let me cook for you

Can someone cook for me?? No reason. Thanks!

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

Today i learned i am unemployed girl. Will someone come here an cuddle 6-8 hours a day i need it

At some point @sapphireh3arts made a post about trans women having clits. And let me tell you that's real as hell, I had my first orgasm just rubbing it soft through clothes while playing with other toys and this shit is crazy. I feel simultaneously more and less sane than the preceding 30+ years of my life. I swear I can see a new colour now. First time I've cum in literal years where I didn't feel an ounce of ick after. Orgasm that felt like I'd taken a shower and drank fresh lemonade. Y'all gotta try this for real

Oh first post that makes me want bottom surgery. THANKS.

That's the best part though! I've not had bottom surgery! :)

Oh? Then are you just stimulating the tip? Where is the clit?!??? (God i can't find it when theres a cis woman in my bed how the hell will i find it when im a trans woman in my bed)

The whole penis can be treated like a clit! My tip is to wear something a little tight but not too small, and to either gently rub the underside or go at it with a vibrator, no need to fuss about it getting hard

At some point @sapphireh3arts made a post about trans women having clits. And let me tell you that's real as hell, I had my first orgasm just rubbing it soft through clothes while playing with other toys and this shit is crazy. I feel simultaneously more and less sane than the preceding 30+ years of my life. I swear I can see a new colour now. First time I've cum in literal years where I didn't feel an ounce of ick after. Orgasm that felt like I'd taken a shower and drank fresh lemonade. Y'all gotta try this for real

Oh first post that makes me want bottom surgery. THANKS.

That's the best part though! I've not had bottom surgery! :)

Oh? Then are you just stimulating the tip? Where is the clit?!??? (God i can't find it when theres a cis woman in my bed how the hell will i find it when im a trans woman in my bed)

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

Laird? Ain't nobody calling themselves laird without me bullying the hell out of them and calling them lard boy.

At some point @sapphireh3arts made a post about trans women having clits. And let me tell you that's real as hell, I had my first orgasm just rubbing it soft through clothes while playing with other toys and this shit is crazy. I feel simultaneously more and less sane than the preceding 30+ years of my life. I swear I can see a new colour now. First time I've cum in literal years where I didn't feel an ounce of ick after. Orgasm that felt like I'd taken a shower and drank fresh lemonade. Y'all gotta try this for real

Oh first post that makes me want bottom surgery. THANKS.

No don't dye your hair, your assigned hair colour at birth is so pretty. Thanks mom, but that's not how that works.

Honestly I'm wondering if she would've said the same about estrogen if i came out of her. Mom if you're reading this, you know why i kept my transition a secret for 4 months.