Maa Ki Dua

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

had a dream last night that a diabolic dragon with seven angelic wings erupted from a fissure in the earth and everyone began to panic screaming what will we do and i, a genius, said "dont worry i have a plan" and simply woke myself up and left everyone else to deal with it

date of origin: 24th of october, 2013.

date of origin: 29th of october, 2014.

my favourite game as a kid was hide and seek attention

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

maybe you were put on this earth to be tender and loving during a time when you are expected to be cruel and calloused