Lets All Get Weird

And this is why the Egyptians worshiped cats like gods.

THEY DID IT THEY DEFEATED THE MAN

... I flip my phone over so it lies flat and the notification light doesn't distract me. The fuck?

I flip my phone over to indicate that Phone Time Is Over and I Am Focused On You lmfao ARE the straights okay???

I flip my phone over because i have a pop socket

LMAO

so, you tried to steal the death star plans,

you can’t convince me it’s not Rick Moranis inside that suit

Come sit on daddy’s lap.

you can at least try to masturbate the depression away

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

😁

He’s not even a little suspicious?

You know… There’s a such thing as people being healthy… And taking care of themselves.. and avoiding harmful habits…

Yeah, that’s what this is about

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

One day, the things we consider cool today will just be “old person things”