The Sustem

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every day i wake up and praise the transmasc homo habilis who first informed women that we could have sex with each other 2.4 million years ago

It’s so funny to me that the Mr beast team took some mid range influencers on a tour of beast games and put Folding Ideas and Doug Walker in the same group

Seemingly they were very polite with each other as expected from mostly normal adults but imagine going on a tour of Mr beast hq with Doug Walker which is weird enough but you are also someone who made a whole video about how he doesn’t understand creativity or subtext

eebie wa aboowa!! bababababbaa

its kinda messed up that everyones so mean now. can we go to nicies world together. i would like it if we did

it is unfortunate that i am extremely lazy while simultaneously wanting to make games that i'd describe as "everything's in it"

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

Man. I wish there were better sources on European magic between 700-1100 CE. A lot of the modern scholarship is like, interpretations of mythological epics and interpretation of archeological artifacts. But there's so much guesswork involved! It's hard to say anything concrete.

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

writing can be so crazy when youre really In It. I dont feel like im creating it like I do in other media, I feel like im discovering it?? like im my own reader or smth??? This isnt like drawing at all!! who wrote ts!!! What the hell!!!!!! is this an average experience?

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my mind palace is not up to code