GET ON YOU WII

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

I'm going to kiss my husband every chance I get

Idk how to flirt, can I be your biggest headache?

You’re wearing your monocle in the gay eye btw

reblog if you’re queer or a vampire. no one will ever know which one

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

i had a dream last night that i was scrolling tiktok and dan and phil came up and they were talking about how they actually had a third and they started introducing said third with vague info but with every fact i started realizing with dawning horror that they were describing my fucking dad

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

My Etsy witch will hear about this

This is a museum of theothercharliemoore.