Fly Until You Fall

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

amy pond will forever be Thee Girl Of All Time like no one was doing it like her

she doesn't fit in anywhere her whole life- she's a children's storybook character in a sci-fi show, she's a scottish girl in a small english village, she's an orphan with parents, she's a child at heart surrounded by adults her own age, she's a futuristic woman living in the past. her entire town knows her as the insane but beautiful girl who lives alone in a big house and won't give up on imaginary friends. her head is up in the stars so much that there was a timeline where she was the only one who remembered stars used to exist. the end of the universe was based entirely around what she loved and could not remember. she has memories of two different lifetimes in her head at the same time. she legally owns the colors blue and yellow. she loves arts and crafts. she is deathly afraid of the thought of growing up and everything she's ever let go of has claw marks left on it. she hypersexualized herself to get people to like her enough to look past the 'mad little girl' title they gave her. vincent van gogh dedicated her favorite painting to her. she prays to santa claus. she's been a stripper, a travel journalist, a supermodel, and a children's fantasy author. she knows exactly how cool she is. she wears motherhood like a scar. she saved a star whale. she accidentally became the doctor's mother in law twice. she has the longest legs in the known universe. she loves so deeply it transcends memory. she saved dinosaurs in space with nefertiti. she married her childhood best friend. her name sounds like a fairytale character and she wanted her daughter's name to sound like a superhero character. she met herself and immediately started flirting. she put on little red rain boots and a paddington bear coat to run away with a stranger in her garden. she spent all night out there and never really left in her head. she kept biting her psychiatrists. she's the concept of whimsy stuffed into a denim skirt. she bought her younger self ice cream to make her feel better. she has her own perfume line. a folktale was inspired by how much her and her fiancé loved each other. she probably read her own books growing up. she's unapologetic. she's confident. she's selfish and it's not a flaw. she can't drive. she loves playing dress up. she's painfully compassionate. she got to kill her and her daughter's abuser. as scared as she was of growing up, the doctor will forever remember her as a brave little girl. she's bursting at the seams with love. and her hair is SO orange.

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction