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“Does it turn you on when I make you eat like this in public? When you pig out so much that your shirt rides up a good six inches over the gigantic swell of your massive belly? That young ripped guy just called you a fat fuck to your face, man! Does it make you hard, being humiliated like that because of your weight, you greedy hog? Good. Now keep eating, fat boy.”
Sure I’ll look Obese, Bloated, Red Faced, Out of Breath and humiliated as fuck. But since you buried my little piggy dick in a Massive Swollen Fat pad, only you’ll know how hard and leaking I am 😈🤤🐷
the nametaker: hey, check this shit out. alexa, play despacito [rotting corpse starts shrieking] pretty cool, eh? why don't you ask me how much it cost. go on. i know you want to.
caul serrikane, who couldn't give a shit if you tried to waterboard one out of her:
White lies 🐝 (please read more under the cut <3)
People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

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I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.
"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.
don't take someone else's

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It’s called WisconSIN not WisconVIRTUE, now are you gonna help me fuck my way through Green Bay or not?
no u fucken dont
fan art for this mythical post
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid
white people love to let their giant untrained dogs off leash and then petulantly call their name 80 times in a row while standing stock still as their dog completely ignores them and runs amok
reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”
I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

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This post today is more than twice as old as Tumblr itself was when this post was originally made.
so fruity i love it