Kuj

hey everyone my tummy hurts but please don't cry too hard for me. a few tears are fine though.

how the fuck does anyone have time to do anything

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and it’s nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess

going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

whatever [dons my gay apparel]

children's media is so evil for pretending broccoli's bad broccoli's literally so delicious and beautiful why are you being so mean to her i think you're just jealous honestly

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

they need to let me make movies

what are my qualifications you ask? well i have a lot of thoughts

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

does anyone want to lay on the floor with me and be weird