Ben/R.J.

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 🫵 can make both of those happen. for free

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew