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Eisley seems to be suffering from a rare disorder called "instruction-induced deafness"

I don’t know which one of my neighbors thinks it’s ok to use a damn leaf blower at 10:30pm but they must wanna die or somethin

Today, Hunter's counselor stopped us on the way out to say: "Ya know, I was SO amazed when I heard Eisley naming all the different letters from the poster the other day. I left & immediately bought some alphabet flash cards for my daughter because she's 4 and knows the ABC song, but even at her age, she can't identify her letters!" I swear, Eis is like hyperintelligent & it's almost freaky how much knowledge she retains 😵 I'm one INCREDIBLY proud mama bear! 💗💋