it's impossible to mention balls in casual conversation without seeming ridiculous. you add 2000 at the end to clear up confusion on what you're referring to? balls 2000. seriously??? it makes it sound like a deadly contraption. the obvious solution to this is to add the word album in brackets but that doesn't really work in person
Do's & Don'ts from a fellow Balls connoisseur
❌ Don't:
Call yourself a balls connoisseur
Say "I love balls!" out loud at random intervals
Tell new people you meet that you collect balls
✅ Do:
Say "I love the Balls album by Sparks"
Follow the previous statement up by an hour long rant (this part is optional but it will probably happen because you love the Balls album by Sparks. This will successfully signal to everyone that you are a normal person.)



















