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#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

the best part of using secret pronouns for a character is when other people go what the hell sure and start using them too

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

zooble is a fun name because its like zoo. which is a crazy place once u consider the animals

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game