i miss the math that was like x+9=18 like yea girl its 9

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

im literally living little treat to little treat

sorry i cant make it im drinking coffee. might even listen to some albums. yeah no its gonna be all day

ppl really do love to be like “but a pet reptile/amphibian CANT LOVE YOU” like ok… i dont care…i dont need it to love me i just need it to be a swag beast

Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

always keep a cyanide pill between my teeth when i go to renew my id just in case i make a fool of myself in front of the honorable mistresses of the dmv

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

there’s a whole lot of life left to live. a lot more art to make. a lot more love to give. a lot more oceans to see.