if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Pardon?

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

nico rosberg genuinely the messiest, funniest masochist out there for clocking in to sky in barcelona every year without fail just to act surprised when they bring up the divorce crash for the umpteenth time

im genuinely a broken record about this but game night is still wild for showing that not only does jack hate his father, he hates and actively resents even being related to him and in his own mind ignores all the ways he’s similar as much as possible, which nick directly picks at to upset him. and then hallucifer specifically says “im in your DNA, locked in your head and heart forever” and yk all the other stuff about his blood and the spell that needs his blood..and then the other other stuff with cathartically torturing and killing the guy who functioned as his fathers earthly body and face. .. so many implications. or as i like to call it, jack having a normal one

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

another rewatch post but it is an absolute insane fact that after sending langdon home, robby (1) went to the bathroom to flush the pills and bury the evidence, then deciding against it. and then (2) tried to give them back to louie which also buries any evidence that langdon stole drugs. he really wanted to protect that man from any harm. all the anger was just because his favourite boy disappointed him; he did not give a fuuuuck about the fact that he stole. there is such a lack of focus in general on how harmful his behaviors were from a medical standpoint and it's mind boggling to me. lorazepam is for anxiety, seizures, sedation, and more. the patients he treated got less lorazepam than they needed and could have suffered severe consequences or even die. and it got covered up. this man faced so little for what he did

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.