filling out the depression and anxiety checkboxes at the doctors is always so sad but also very very funny

I am handed a piece of paper. I check off a box that says “every day I wish I were dead.” I hand back the paper. The paper and its contents are never again discussed.

POV: you’re Princess Diana

For a split second I thought this was the Onceler

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

That line from Wuthering Heights, "You say I killed you — Haunt me, then," is such raw fucking emotion I just *slams head into wall*

Me???? Gay for the moon???? It’s more likely than you think.