leonardo da binchi

Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

Message to all losers: please survive

All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary

sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

bucky barnes? you think this is bucky barnes coded? bucky barnes from the american imperialism movies? that bucky barnes? you think bucky fucking barnes has ever experienced a wet pussy or a pure heart full of whimsy? you’re going to come onto my post and say hashtag bucky coded? this post? bucky barnes?

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it