Gay Cowboys...are Valid...

I know I can't be trusted behind the wheel of a car because I get intense roadrage just going grocery shopping

Maybe if you're just going to stand on your phone you should be stood by a pillar or away from what's I need to GET MY GROCERIES

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Idk how hot a take it is but sometimes novels should just be left as standalones

'Left as standalones' DOES mean they don't need a sequel but crucially also ALSO means they do not need a prequel

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic

its not nice to call someone light yagami

listening and learning