Gay Cowboys...are Valid...

If the official Legend of Zelda timeline is to be believed, the same exact Ganon has done the "calamitous final transformation that can only ever be used once because it burns away your humanity" thing on like four unconnected occasions, which suggests that for evil wizards humanity is a renewable resource.

“Renewable resource” as a term is so deeply associated with Minecraft farms in my mind that this instantly conjured an image of TotK Link making a Wither-cage-style Humanity farm out of Zonai devices and one angy boy

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

“Bro” with the intention of sucking your dick

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW