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Do we even deserve to get abducted tho?👽👽👽 . . . #relax #comedy #funnyquotes #laughter #comedy #standupcomedy #aliens #nasa #area51 #et #human #inspiration #saturday #universe #space #nerdy #instadaily (at Space) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_aTP3BgfVk/?igshid=tobvudyanx3x

Made it through my Covid birthday! Thanks for the love #chillvibes #birthdayboy #birthday #smile #sundayfunday #cake #comedianlife #aries #april https://www.instagram.com/p/B_L7-junPzG/?igshid=aetz7x6ss8d9

#daywhoknows #quarantine #comedy #memes #funnymemes #tommy #riptommyford #martin https://www.instagram.com/p/B-e5evGHHwJ/?igshid=om0fis6o3g76

We're all just doing our best to maintain sanity #day10 #quarantine #covid_19 #stircrazy #letmeoutside #ihateithere #relax #ren #renandstimpy #crazy #funnymemes #meme #humor #comedy #illinois #sanity https://www.instagram.com/p/B-K-EKEAOxk/?igshid=n21d4wr2wgx5

Be safe everyone #corona #staysafe #safetyfirst #havealaugh #hahaha #comedymemes #humor #funnymemes #senseofhumor #meme #dankmemes #420memes https://www.instagram.com/p/B9z0loIgkCz/?igshid=15x73peqcn8ye

I got the honor of kicking it with the legendary #davechappelle after his show in Milwaukee last night. I had a blast. I'm not smiling cuz I was freaking out internally and was trying to look cool #🤦🏾‍♂️ #😂 thanks to JT Newton for introducing me and being a stand up guy #comedylife #standupcomedy #2020 #2020vision #comedy #milwaukee #pabsttheater #goinguponatuesday https://www.instagram.com/p/B9mK7z6ndcD/?igshid=nzd4a9yy32ka

A doodle/caricature I did in '17 of Biggie. Seems like an appropriate time to share it✌🏿 #art #doodle #notoriousbig #biggie #march9th #pencildrawing #bigpoppa https://www.instagram.com/p/B9iLE91nb3r/?igshid=6jsa5239huoa

I'm pretty sure this is how most comics feel on the inside😂😂 but we still love you though #comedylife #standup #saturdaynight #quotes #comedian #instagram #reallife #followyourdreams (at Hattrix Baby!!) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9hkhnbnmQZ/?igshid=136e173nfo8rp

I wanted to be like everyone else so here's my show dates for March. Come check me out..or don't..but if you don't I'll remember #2020 #march #standupcomedy #comedy #weekendtour #laugh #showdates #illinois #wisconsin #iowa #nebraska https://www.instagram.com/p/B9PxyzUHoi9/?igshid=1mcyxk0p9hjq0

Lake County's host with the most!! 📸 @jordan.moneyshot.pauley #standup #comedy #comedyshow #openmic #standupcomedy #yourhost #tuesdays #funny #keepsmiling #hustle #livingmydreams (at Terminus Theatre and Events in Lake Villa) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9FzPwon05C/?igshid=1aezqehk209yg

Yall feed this shit to your kids? WTF is a llama loop? Cereal aisle looks like the candy aisle And you wonder why your children are hyperactive? Just pour them a bowl of sugar...whatever happened to Kix? 😂😂#cereal #breakfast #sugar #jollyrancher #fatkids #hyper #okzoomer #funny https://www.instagram.com/p/B9FLTLFHPUM/?igshid=5s92p3o3x6i0

Went outside...didn't like it! #illinois #whyareyoulikethis #illinoiswinter #snowing #wheressummer #weather #immovingsomewherewarm (at Grayslake, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9CYlUYnD0U/?igshid=1hjp2w75wfluo

March 6th 2020 Lake Villa Illinois 8pm the Legalized Joking Comedy Show. Come catch these laughs #comedyshow #standupcomedy #standup #lakevillaillinois #comedians #2020 #illinois #legalized joking (at Terminus Theatre and Events in Lake Villa) https://www.instagram.com/p/B837GUUneBA/?igshid=dx02b561961f

Man this feels good. Had a great time too #review #comedylife #whitepeoplelikeme #livingthedream #nowherebutup https://www.instagram.com/p/B8hEDIwndZa/?igshid=18vpxno6n5bs6

@terminustheatre13 Open Mic. Come out with your bits. #openmicnight #comedyopenmic #terminustheatreandevents #bitsnpieces #lakevillaillinois #comedylife (at Terminus Theatre and Events in Lake Villa) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8cp6-0ALWe/?igshid=huhwpl5xwcci