Just your average guy

There is a little legato bluesummers in my head and he speaks to me, tells me things like "the answer is violence" and "you should kill yourself". You'd think this would be a problem, but I don't listen to women when they speak so it actually doesn't impact my life very much

Rip Daniil Dankovsky you would have loved that one scene from the summer Hikaru died

Super hyped about jjk season 3, but can I get a cut with naoya censored please? I don't wanna see allat

Was looking through various destiel tags after the modern travesty of byler, and I just found out fucking Sterek become sort of semi canon through car metaphors. What the fuck is next, Martin Freeman proposes to Benedict Cumberbatch before getting shot in the head on live television

"I can't pirate heated rivalry, that would be unethical!" I say. A tab that looks suspiciously like Supernatural - watch free online looks on from my browser window in despair

Damn they really said maybe the real finale was the friends we made along the way

Love that tumblr for mobile users has the edit and delete buttons on the bottom right corner of every post I've ever made. "There's still time to rethink this," they say, as if I or anyone on tumblr has thought twice, once, or ever before hitting post

Not a comic reader or anything, but I believe that Peter Parker exists in every universe. Every Miku is canon? Well now every Peter is canon. Young Dick Grayson is mad at Bruce because he introduced him to all his hero colleagues but not to spiderman, and Bruce gently informs him that spiderman isn't real. He's wrong. You sit down to watch your favourite anime and have the totally normal thought 'wow, I love this show, I just wish spiderman was in it' he is. His spidie senses just told him to stay the fuck away from whatever Ash and Eiji have going on, and honestly I can't blame him. Gojo said "I would win" but Peter would actually win, who do you think pulled all those fingers off. Star Wars has such an extensive universe, too bad there's no spiderman and he literally just took down an empire base and freed an entire planet, the galaxy just has so much going on we never hear about it. Stranger Things season five is coming out, such a shame there's no— girl it's literally Dustin idk what to tell you

Heartbreaking: the worst man you know has a degradation kink and might get off on you telling him how awful he is

Call me Jackle and Hyde the way I got that dog in me