what a star is, not of what it is made

sourdough STOPPER. fuck ur bread.

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

Holy SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WOWWOWOWOWOW

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.