thanks im gay

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck

World Heritage Post

you know how when you were a kid you kind of assumed quicksand would have a larger place in your life than it does? yeah, turns out everything like that was being experienced by the baudelaire kids, not you

personally i think it'd be super funny if erid was like, REALLY concerned about the ethical implications of "keeping an intelligent individual "trapped" in an enclosure where they might feel pressured to not speak up and simply do what other eridians tell them out of fear of death", so they have a whole ethics committee full of social workers and eridian rights lawyers and stuff. meanwhile grace is just like "hey my zookeepers, can you make it rain in my cage tomorrow. thanks <3"

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

“how do i write good sex scenes” the same way you learn to write anything else you read a lot of it and take a lot of notes. examine. break it apart. what’s being done? how is it being accomplished? what’s not being done? read something good. now read something bad. make a list of why the bad thing was bad. ok now go practice forever

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body