thanks im gay

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

Spot a phantom cock from the mezzanine Set in caulk by the support beam I’ve done glanced that way about a million times Checking the popcorn ceiling with the panty lines

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

unbelievable delivery

Installs the mod that adds 4 extra secret hours to the evening

Stop telling me this is in the vanilla gameplay. We can’t keep taking the “character goes to bed at 4am” debuff. I’m doing the 30yo build.

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

If I made a video about how I wish Princess Peach had more agency and this made people declare me a permanent harassment target I would become the Joker. She's way stronger than me and she deserves way better.