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The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy
Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now
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the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny
random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"
this too is a kingism
one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:
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wHERE TH FUCK IM I
Honey, put your glasses on
You've been washing the dishes with quilava again
Live action remake
but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
thats probably it...
if u get second job i'll you
YOU'LL ME??
Curse of The Weggy Board
another video from the maker of the PREGANTE video. I just had to upload it, iām crying
@lookskindadeadinside can a wija board reveal pegnant?

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[Video id:
John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.
John: "...my hand in front of my face-"
Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"
John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.
Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.
John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."
Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."
John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."
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it's so embarrassing when a movie/show tells you a character is like this devastatingly talented tortured artist or whatever but then they show the actual art and it's not even good
i didnt but i looked it up and this is fantastic

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im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
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