THAT Tab

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

Girls cause less trouble (because you manipulate them emotionally more), and boys are easier to raise (because you get to emotionally neglect them) 😊

the real moment they shot themselves in the foot is when they made lestat piss. that's half the plot of tale of the body thief