THAT Tab

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

Lestat describing his own decapitation in The Failures: And then the dastardly duo collectively known as Devil's Minion snuck up behind me and my dear Louis right before we sealed our reunion with a kiss and chopped of our heads! It must be noted that they were both serving CUNT, and Armand was giving FACE, and my friend Dan looked fantastic in his his flowered button up. Anyway we got better, so it wasn't a big deal in the long run.

lestat calling armand a theatre kid and daniel calling him friendless when lestat is a theatre kid and daniel is friendless. watch out we have dumb and dumber here

are you telling me.....lestat went to a store, and didn't just buy candy for trick or treaters, he bought one of those plastic imitation cauldrons to PUT the candy in. i'm unwell.

UPDATE. are you telling me.....lestat left a NOTE on his DOOR so trick or treaters know he's not home and he left them candy!!?? AND he decorated his porch with a skeleton??? AND he dressed up in costume for an event that clearly no other adults are dressing up for cause he just loves halloween?? lestat is never beating the precious bitch allegations, i fear his whimsy can not be contained. i'm unwell.

AU where Fake Rashid fake fainted and there's a whole scene of Louis fussing about and taking care of "rashid" while Daniel watches (is he jealous, is he horny, is he intrigued by this weird dynamic) will it lead to sex?