ladies… ladies… theres enough of me to go around… cut me into little pieces… rip me into bloody chunks… its ok… i dont mind…

ocd will have you feeling like Orpheus trying not to look back

hello pervert with excellent music taste

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully

I may be a pervert but at least I’m not a true crime fan

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

ILYSM - Internet slang term, abbreviation for “I love you sadomasochistically”

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there