listen nothing on this green earth will ever be as funny to me as “roonil wazlib.” I could watch a million comedy shows and not laugh as hard as I do when I think about that. I’ll be on my deathbed and start giggling and my great-grandchildren will lean down and ask me what’s funny and with my dying breath i’ll wheeze out “that’s my nickname”

but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

Leave Lord Byron alone

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

So based on this post, I want Andrew to have to leave his knives in the dorm or at the bus before they fly to a game, and I want the monsters or all the foxes to stare in awe, confusion, horrror and disbelief while he pulls out knife after knife of different sizes and materials out of increasingly weird places while looking mostly bored but also slightly annoyed at the time this is taking. Then I want him to be patted down by Neil, because after wearing the knives for so long, he sometimes misses some because he’s so used to the feel of them, and Neil pulling out at least another four knives. Abby is just outright staring while Whymack is in a corner with his head in his hands, shoulders slumbed in utter defeat because he just knows Andrew is not going through the metal detector

Listen lads today Neil might have dropped the famous “thank you. You were amazing.” line but I’m excited for tomorrow, when we can celebrate the day that Andrew, kneeling in front of Neil in a decrepit hotel room, comes to the realization that this isn’t something he can just back out of and that he’s in for the long haul

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