“You’re Not The Midwest, You’re A Man”

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.