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If im not engaging much its because i am, apparently, on a depression downswing. Cause unknown but im inclined to blame the heat

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Just randomly sending đ«¶đŒ friend (if okay to say totally fine if not) who lives in my phone because I felt like it
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The way that Feanor and Mairon both learn far far too much about how to read Morgoth and the Gold Cages Crew learn far too much about how to read Curumo!Sauron and Elendil and Miriel learn far too much about how to read Pharazon is something they can eventually have dark humour about.
Also Valinor is hard for all of them when they do eventually have to sail. But Mairon. He stays with his mother in laws family by the sea and does not go back to Aules Forges. He canât. He is not ever going to be able to go back dot gif (I think he has a talk with Frodo post War of the Ring about that).
Also I keep thinking about Feanor in second age Gold Cages and AAAAGH because like he *knows*
Eowyn and the horror of realising the dark lord has decided you are his new daughter because your childhood heroine who he considers his daughter is who you remind him of.
(Freyja is going to bite Sauron from the afterlife).
Faramir and the horror of the fact that the Nazgul were absolutely not trying to kill you because the dark lord went NEW SON at you and then sort of your brother.
Strider and the âgrandfatherâstalking you.
Arwen and the twins and the âgrandfatherâ stalking you.
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In Isengard:
Curumo, at some point : oh for- where do all these damn frogs keep coming from!!
General Assortment of frogs and toads: *eyeing him bayfully and croaking amphibian swearwords at him as they ooze across his paper work, setting the war effort back by a few days-- again*
Beyond the circles of the world:
Frejya, cackling: that's it my lovlies, get him
Elros, eating popcorn next to her: haha, nice
The way that Feanor and Mairon both learn far far too much about how to read Morgoth and the Gold Cages Crew learn far too much about how to read Curumo!Sauron and Elendil and Miriel learn far too much about how to read Pharazon is something they can eventually have dark humour about.
Also Valinor is hard for all of them when they do eventually have to sail. But Mairon. He stays with his mother in laws family by the sea and does not go back to Aules Forges. He canât. He is not ever going to be able to go back dot gif (I think he has a talk with Frodo post War of the Ring about that).
Also I keep thinking about Feanor in second age Gold Cages and AAAAGH because like he *knows*
Eowyn and the horror of realising the dark lord has decided you are his new daughter because your childhood heroine who he considers his daughter is who you remind him of.
(Freyja is going to bite Sauron from the afterlife).
Faramir and the horror of the fact that the Nazgul were absolutely not trying to kill you because the dark lord went NEW SON at you and then sort of your brother.
Strider and the âgrandfatherâstalking you.
Arwen and the twins and the âgrandfatherâ stalking you.
@themalhambird @plotdesigner @kenobiwaned @nocompromise-noregrets @seagull-energy @eowyn7023 @broadwaybaggins @ruffboi-mags @a-ramblinrose
In Isengard:
Curumo, at some point : oh for- where do all these damn frogs keep coming from!!
General Assortment of frogs and toads: *eyeing him bayfully and croaking amphibian swearwords at him as they ooze across his paper work, setting the war effort back by a few days-- again*
Beyond the circles of the world:
Frejya, cackling: that's it my lovlies, get him
Elros, eating popcorn next to her: haha, nice

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This the report that JK Rowing doesn't want you to see. This report scares her so much that she is trying to destroy Amnesty International, a human rights organization, to stop you reading it:
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their fundin
(Amnesty already pulled the report because of JKR's threats. Of course that didn't and won't stop her - capitulating to fascists and bigots is never the answer. Alejandra captured the report and posted it, so you can read what JKR doesn't want you to know.)
What shines brighter than a crown?
It's Celegorm's gleaming head.
This piece came from joking around with friends about an AU where Celegorm becomes regent, and here's the artwork.
Me: The more I look at it, the more I think the Noldor are doomed.
Friend: Don't worry, Curufin will be pulling the strings behind the scenes.
Me: That's even worse.
Me: I can't help laughing thinking all this armor and Gold jewelry was painstakingly forged by Curvo for Celegorm.
Found this stupid meme from somewhere, hiding in my folders.
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Wish her luck and if you can spare any change to help me survive until my next paycheck that would be amazing!!!
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I love fantasizing about what would've happened if Jet had won that fight.
No wait, this is actually a FASCINATING hypothetical to contemplate, even if you put aside the shipper lens. because, when you watch the scene, neither of them decisively won or lost that fight. Both of them lose one sword each, and end up in That Spinshotâą before the Dai Li arrive and say:
"Drop your weapons!"
And Jet disengages from the fight and says:
"Arrest them. They're firebenders!"
Interesting. Throughout this entire sequence, Jet repeatedly addresses the bystanders, the onlookers, the crowd. The only times he directly addresses Zuko (and Iroh by proxy), is when he's trying to goad him into firebending. Right from the start, it's an intentionally public (albeit rash,) attempt at proving their origins and his claims undeniably, and alerting the milieu and the authorities. Crucially, he is not trying to KILL them HIMSELF. When the Dai Li tells them to stop, HE COMPLIES, probably because he genuinely thought they'd hear him out on what he's damn sure he saw. The Jet we see at the tea-shop fight has not taken it upon himself to personally do away with the fire nationals, but rather prove his claims to the public and make it possible to take collective/official action against them (which again, makes sense in context of his character arc and motivations for going to Ba Sing Se).
And as much as he hates his life here at this point, Zuko is pretty darn serious about not blowing their cover. Sure, he immediately squares up to fight Jet (because he's still Zuko, and working customer service at that) but at no point does he say or do anything that might give them away. He says a total of two lines throughout the whole sequence. Literally relentless force vs immovable object.
Which brings me to why this is so very intriguing in context of the art here. For the fight to have gotten to that point, there had to have been no intervention (the guards didn't seem interested in doing so in the original, and neither did any of the bystanders). Zuko, assumably, still hasn't done anything to prove the accusation. They're, once again assumably, still in public, with a significant audience, at that. Jet literally has 'Lee' pinned at swordpoint. He could kill him right then and there.
But would he? Would Jet, the boy who's trying and failing to do better, considering the juncture in his life that he's at, outright kill the people person he knows suspects is a firebender - finish the job himself for the greater good? And if not, what on earth would he do at this point? What would Zuko do, one arm immobilized, the other gripping the blade itself, facing imminent death for all he knows (unless he does something)? What would Iroh do, Iroh who's been watching and yelling placations from afar?
Anway, sorry for the mini-essay, and i don't know if I was able to put across my thoughts clearly, but I think this situation would be soo interesting considering their individual motivations, where they're at in their lives currently, and how it has affected them.
I loved reading this, @solo-walker.
I frequently think about how he could've sneak attacked them in the middle of the night, with his stealth skills and all, but he wanted the authorities to help.
Basically, this must've been going through his mind:
"Ba Sing Se. Safe from and free of Fire Nation" he'd heard. Surely, they'd be very quick to act if there's a Fire Nation threat. They're Earth Kingdom too.
Wait... why is everyone just staring? Why is no one intervening? Where are the gaurds? They're watching too. Oh, gaurds (Dai Li), thank goodness. Now he can rest knowing he saved-
They're taking him away? What did he do? He only wanted to help.
He just wanted to help.

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Today's Seal Is: GRRR BARK BARK RRRR GRRRRRR
Inspired by @kenobiwaned tags some Feanor Got Grabbed Fic Circa Hobbit Era (should this get folded into Gold Cages Regular?)
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@malkaleh An unserious and noncomprehensive list of fruit/fruit filling preferences of the House of Finwë. I'm including fruits that Tolkien probably never heard of because YOLO.
Finwë: Never actually told his kids his favorite because Fëanor turned everything into a competition. But he definitely has one.
Fëanor: Lemon. Versatile and genuinely enhances the flavor of most foods but is so sour that certain people can't stand it.
Fingolfin: Strawberry. Most people *cough*Fëanor*cough* poke fun at it for being a little basic, but damn if a good strawberry doesn't hit the spot sometimes.
Finarfin: Blueberry. Often mentioned but usually not people's favorite. The people who love it REALLY love it.
Maedhros: Tells his father that it's lemon. Secretly agrees with Aratto Nolo that Stawberry is the best.
Celegorm: Doesn't have a preference because he's the Elven equivalent of a garbage disposal. Seriously, Caranthir once snuck a sardine into his pie and Tyelko didnât even notice.
Fingon: Raspberries. Just the right blend of sweet and tart. The problem is that they have the shortest shelf life. Kind of like his tenure as High King. XD
Aredhel: Lime. Wayy too tart for most people. Sometimes she won't add sweetener just to watch people whimper as their taste buds are eviscerated.
Gil-Galad: Actually agrees with Fëanor and likes Lemon the best. He likes a little tartness with his sweet.
Celebrimbor: Blackberries. After the crossing, Baby Celebrimbor was missing his Ammë but couldn't exactly voice that to his Atto. Auntie Aredhel dragged him into the forests of Beleriand and took him blackberrying. She told him they were his Ammë's favorite.
CelebrĂan: Mangos. Purely because they are obscenely sweet. She would never insult her friends from NĂșmenor, but she secretly thinks that Mangos were the ONLY thing she liked about the island. After living in the deserts for so long the sheer level of humidity on the island made her miserable.
Please feel free to add to this list!
Maglor: dates and figs, prefers a savoury bent over a sweet one.
Caranthir: blackcurrant jam. Fruit in tarts in general HAVE to be in jam or possibly curd form for him to eat it, otherwise the Texture Is Wrong And The Dessert Is Evil.
Inspired by @kenobiwaned tags some Feanor Got Grabbed Fic Circa Hobbit Era (should this get folded into Gold Cages Regular?)
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ITS BEEN TOO DAMN LONG SINCE I SMELT THE GODAMN SEA
"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

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The worst types of cookbook:
The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.
The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...
The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.
The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).
The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!
The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...
The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).
The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.