@malkaleh im currently back on a writers' block streak (boooo) but since i probably wont be fleshing it out any time soon its important to me that you know *this* exchange got written down in my notesapp earlier :
(A little over 24 hours after Feanor is retreived from Angband, Nolofinwe ducking in to the medical tent in the Amanyar warcamp)
Nolofinwe: Brother mine. You cannot /bite/ one of the Valar.
Feanor: Empirically speaking I can, in fact
Nolofinwe: Naro.
Feanor: Now, if you mean that I cannot just bite one of the Valar, and expect them to get the point of anything but my teeth-
Nolofinwe: oh ha ha, this isnt funny.
Feanor: then by all means, feel free to convey to Estë that what I meant was, if they drag me off back over the sea and into her curséd Gardens, I am going to fulfill my dearest childhood wish and set Lorien on fire.













