The carnivorous faggots over my rotting corpse:

OK i didnt want to air this shit out in public but you really pissed me off last night at the lesbian bar when you pointed out how shallow my midface is and that i have a low nasal bridge. YOU literally have normie sexuality. I know youre always posting shit about licking the butthole of a car clean and fucking on your computer, turning into a computer then getting fucked by a girl computer in the body of a car, shit like that but I KNOW thats not you. You dont want any of that shit. I literally watched you buy a PlayBoy magazine and read it cover to cover smiling and drooling. YOU EVEN TOLD ME ONE TIME that you wouldnt want to get fucked by the giant arm robot that builds cars for mitsubishis cos that would probably hurt BUT LITERALLY you were on tumblr THIRSTING FOR IT

This is so beautiful and affirming.