smth hcky

Me checking up on my town in animal crossing after abandoning the villagers for months at a time:

“I’m gonna prank the mayor when he gets home.”

The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:

the nsa agent watching me reblog fbi memes, so tired of not having his work recognized

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time

*scans a pepperoni pizza with a geiger counter*

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

when u find fanart and fancomics with ur fave characters but they’re in a language u dont know so u just look at the pictures 

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

me: feels hungry

Moira recipe: