forecast: rapidly changing conditions

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation

I DON'T THINK RISK HAS BEEN ASSESSED THE WAY THAT I WOULD HAVE ASSESSED IT

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

(voice of someone turning 32 this year) it’s nice having playdates with your friends

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes