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pepsimaxolotl

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

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For reference

flowerbleedme

can we please have the ball

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

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wizardarchetypes

i’m at a party right now and i heard someone on a walkie talkie and i turned around and it’s a mom who left her kids home on their own for the first time ever (they’re old enough) and they live a few houses down so she gave them a walkie talkie to call her if they get nervous. they just walkietalkied her for permission to eat ice cream

wizardarchetypes

she told them they can stay up and read for 30 more minutes 🙌🏻

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bunniope

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

yosaplyop-deactivated20230729

That enough Tumblr for today

bunniope

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

pixelprofligate

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

pixelprofligate

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4

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sketch commission for paperlanty

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bishopony

twilight sends an urgent letter to the hippogriffs to not allow rainbow dash into the waters of mount aris indefinitely

evilwizard

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

violet-hady

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

evilwizard

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

frankiedotbiz

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

frankiedotbiz

do you think steam just magically comes out of nowhere im so sick of these people who dont understand steampunk it makes me want to get into my submersible bathysphere and never reemerge

thedarkqueensreblogs

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

frankiedotbiz

what is the coal doing to the water

dkpsyhog

Makes sense to me

nn-miika

Gaining its strength from the moon’s rays, this loyal pokemon is the perfect companion for quiet night walks and stargazing.

handglownglassbone

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

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hellspawnmotel

deltarune x revolutionary girl utena

kushblazer666

crt nostalgia is really funny to me because it makes total sense why everyone switched to lcd flat panel screens as soon as the tech came along

kushblazer666

cathode ray tube televisions are full of lead (because otherwise they would give you turbo cancer), they weigh One William pounds (because they are full of lead), it’s very hard to make them big (because they need to contain a vacuum to work), if you break the glass they Fucking Explode (because they contain a vacuum), and if you poke the wrong thing inside them (even when turned off) you will be electrocuted by hundreds of volts. clearly this is superior to the 50 inch 4k flatscreen i can pick up brand spankin new at best buy for a cool two hundo bucks because it makes me feel like christmas in 1998

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