goofy bootin’

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

This year felt like being awake during surgery

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

does anyone wanna share a thing of fries

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

shinji ikari could have just locked in

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

well why were YOU there huh

I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library