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@thelightkeeperofficial
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Summary: What is The Lightkeeper?
The Lightkeeper is a Victorian inspired queer historical fantasy story following the reclusive elf Lysander. He has lived a peaceful life as a lighthouse keeper in the human realm for centuries, with his only companion being his cat, Calliope. Unfortunately, his days of peace are disrupted when a selkie pirate captain-- sporting a temper just as large as the rest of him-- washes up upon his shore.
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i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
"Problematic height gap" was a concept made up by people who have never seen the kind of short people who go out to interact with the public. Those fucking gnomes fear nothing. If they're at the exact right height to bite you in the nuts, they will.
And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.
The tall people who are also large are mostly chill in my experience. Sure some of them must be assholes just out of statistical inevitability, but it takes some edge out of life knowing that someone could try to hit you with a tank and all they're going to find out is whether or not a Leopard 2A7 has a crumple zone. And most importantly they are never tactically prepared for getting bit in the nuts.
free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence
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Accidentally acquired myself a sugar mommy except she also doesn’t have any money so she just goes and steals stuff for me. Feeling very loved.
Living your best life.
Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there
Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now
So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon
And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska
A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.
Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives
my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this
best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"
selkie holding up her seal skin...
from a recent linocut carved and printed by hand!
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I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments
just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man
and then what happened?
I suffered in silence
You’re reading out the reasons for my execution and I’m just there reminiscing about the good old days (my crimes)
decriminalize piracy criminalize Britain
hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like
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a man's most important accessory is some blood on his face. his second most important accessory? his chest hair
The first art of our beloved Vinny. Before we named her she was colloquially known as “The Weasel Woman” and Sorley’s first mate. Formerly a young noble woman, she ran away from home to join Sorley’s pirate crew. Despite her unconventional newfound family, she has grown into a relatively reasonable woman and one hell of a pirate. The one thing keeping her soft (and on her toes) is her lovely wife Cordelia.
