it only takes a moment

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

goals as an actor: to have the resume of that damn green and gold desk lamp

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

Straight girls in a gay bar

rabbits are known to go like "hop-hop, sniff-sniff, zoom!"

Someone took out the part of the Year Without A Santa Claus Wikipedia page that said the Miser Brothers are LGBT icons :(