hate the silly, not the goose

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

Mordecai from Regular Show has committed suicide

I control you = I Can Troll You

People love assuming I don’t like them. Girl I’m just doomed confused and broken chances are if we got to know each other I’d cry from how beautiful your world is

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad