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you’re doing god’s work here

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

im such a fall bitch i wish it was october

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

u ever look at someone u used to be obsessed with and be like FOR WHAT

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

girl… block him

^

you’re home early

u know what’s kinda stupid……….the fact tht if u don’t have money then u can’t do ….literally anything

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

Hm now that I think about it, war ain’t that cool 

How long did it take you to think about it

Like six hours