one hit wonder

001 was right. Every day we wake up, eat, work, get queerbaited, die

Eddie wake up, I don't like this, Eddie wake up

if you wanna date me you have to get used to the fact that my glasses are dirty all the time, bitch i can’t even see you

the one thing that angers me about the walking dead is that they’re always searching houses for food and never once go into a fucking grocery store like bitch you can’t god damn escape walgreens or walmart in georgia don’t act like there ain’t five cvs’ on every block

I think if someone said “I adore you” to me I’d enter another plane of existence

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

mike and bill

not only am i gay, i am also single

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want