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stop putting touchscreens and membrane buttons in shit bring back tactile buttons that go click or ka-chunk when you push them

nobody tells you this about adult life but being a slut on the internet can help you make friends

saw trap thats just going to dinner with your family in a busy restaurant

bumper sticker that says "go around me i'm crying"

i think you have to romanticize autumn a little. what else are you supposed to do

i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

I forgot that happened

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated