Jamie?!

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

I’m so easy to ragebait and that’s because I care about everything all the time #darkempath

Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

Can’t get this on any other social media

my luminous mama

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that