Hiya there!! I’m Randy!! I draw silly fun stuff from time to time and yap a lot about aus <33
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Hiya there!! I’m Randy!! I draw silly fun stuff from time to time and yap a lot about aus <33
ao3, kofi, 🪲, divider

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you ever get viscerally pissed off by the fact that there's references you get and no one else in the world seems to know about
[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!
i’m like if a dog was a loser
you go into a system's house and there's a chess board in the middle of a game on a center table. you ask them what it's about. they say they have two alters that like to play chess so whenever they front they make the next move in the game. however these two frequently front together so they have to wait until one of them gets dragged into front while the other isn't to make the next move. this game has been going for two years
STOP TAGGING THIS AS HOMESTUCK. NOT EVERYTHING WITH A CHESSBOARD HIS HOMESTUCK . ALSO IM PRETTY SURE THAT GAME WAS LONGER THAN TWO YEARS.
Hold on arent those two different people
Ok thank you wight

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you go into a system's house and there's a chess board in the middle of a game on a center table. you ask them what it's about. they say they have two alters that like to play chess so whenever they front they make the next move in the game. however these two frequently front together so they have to wait until one of them gets dragged into front while the other isn't to make the next move. this game has been going for two years
STOP TAGGING THIS AS HOMESTUCK. NOT EVERYTHING WITH A CHESSBOARD HIS HOMESTUCK . ALSO IM PRETTY SURE THAT GAME WAS LONGER THAN TWO YEARS.
Hold on arent those two different people
you go into a system's house and there's a chess board in the middle of a game on a center table. you ask them what it's about. they say they have two alters that like to play chess so whenever they front they make the next move in the game. however these two frequently front together so they have to wait until one of them gets dragged into front while the other isn't to make the next move. this game has been going for two years
STOP TAGGING THIS AS HOMESTUCK. NOT EVERYTHING WITH A CHESSBOARD HIS HOMESTUCK . ALSO IM PRETTY SURE THAT GAME WAS LONGER THAN TWO YEARS.
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
you go into a system's house and there's a chess board in the middle of a game on a center table. you ask them what it's about. they say they have two alters that like to play chess so whenever they front they make the next move in the game. however these two frequently front together so they have to wait until one of them gets dragged into front while the other isn't to make the next move. this game has been going for two years
STOP TAGGING THIS AS HOMESTUCK. NOT EVERYTHING WITH A CHESSBOARD HIS HOMESTUCK . ALSO IM PRETTY SURE THAT GAME WAS LONGER THAN TWO YEARS.
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning and a worse typeface says you don't think music is even real

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Wait when did puppet history get its own channel
If there was a sentient man made of cheeseburger, and he was a congressman, and he will live forever if you don’t eat him, and he’s racist, and he’s incapable of change or self improvement, and he’s pleading for his life, would you eat him?
Yes I would eat the cheeseburger man
No I’d spare the racist cheeseburger congressman
No nuance. It’s one or the other
If there was a sentient man made of cheeseburger, and he was a congressman, and he will live forever if you don’t eat him, and he’s racist, and he’s incapable of change or self improvement, and he’s pleading for his life, would you eat him?
Yes I would eat the cheeseburger man
No I’d spare the racist cheeseburger congressman
No nuance. It’s one or the other
redbull and turkey sandwich #thriving
fredh strawberries and bananas and chocolate chips delivered to my door. right now

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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror
also how do I stop waking up at 4am I'm like cursed send help
bruh js don't let me nap today