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“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

This is my only non-cat post to break 1000 notes.

Adulthood is also going “It’s my 35th birthday I can have fucking cookies for breakfast and no one can stop me”

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

Give Hector an A

somebody fetch these naked little men some pants, they look cold

absolutely fantastic these funky children are ready to have a good time

Fuck em up Greta

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

this video nourishes me

Because language evolves, people thousands of years from now will barely understand us. Since understanding us will seem so complex, people will just assume that even our dumbest shitposts must have a level of sophistication and credibility to them that’s just too difficult to grasp.

Assume I’m dead and rotting when this isn’t reblogged from my dash.

Reblogging with the bit that gives the outrage some closure.

👍👍👍

Yaayyy