Black Infinity

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

milf (mutual I'd like to be friends with)

the funniest thing in arguments about economics is when someone tries to convince you cavemen were actually mini-capitalists and trading items was the free market or something so capitalism is human nature

caveman economy in shambles after grug crashes the rock market

Grug now trades in stone tablet NFTs

“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”

what the fuck are those

Those are children

you are loved. on quiet days that feel meaningless, during long nights when loneliness consumes you, when you’re reminiscing and grieving the past, on good days that feel like warmth and light, always remember that you are loved. 

Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].

you know what? accents are actually lovely. like you can learn all the languages in the world and you still have a part of your own with you. that’s cute

long overdue for a scream in the woods

ppl are always like "how are you?" and it's like cant say sorry i signed an nda