me

it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"

the drink of all time

It's clearly multipurpose

lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

i cant stop laughing about this website

6 years since i made this post and pointerpointer.com is still probably the best website i can think of

Chicxulub Impact, 65 Million BC

when you’re traversing through a cave and keep running into wild Geodudes

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

you could also probably carry one bowling ball in it