No bruh you don't get it

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

i can't cope

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life